Ben Franklin's Life in a Nutshell

Recently I was forced to read 141 pages worth of the oh-so-exciting autobiography of Ben Franklin.

I got nothing out of it.

In my opinion, his life could very easily be summed up in the following way:

"I was in Boston. I went to Philidelphia. I met some dudes. We were friends. I went back to Boston. I did some writing. I met some more dudes. I went to London. Some dude named Keith did some jerky stuff. Oh well. I met some other dudes. We became friends. I learned some stuff about writing. I went back to America. I wrote some more. I met some more dudes. I talked to people about the war. I started a library and a fire station and some school. I did some electricity experiments involving lightning, however I'm NOT GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THEM IN THIS BOOK. I employed people to sweep streets and WAY overthought the whole process of eliminating the dirt. I wrote some more. I had a lot of money. Uhhh...did I tell you about my library?"

I regret to admit that I somehow managed to read this entire autobiography in just 2 days. Even dorkier? I had to read it out loud just to maintain focus. I read probably an average of around 15 pages an hour. Sad, yes I know.

Can I go to college now?